Zero figure😜

Mouse- Hey Catsy, why do you keep running after Milk?
Cat- Because I am health conscious. Cheese would hamper my zero figure.
Micey, how do you keep your teeth sharp to nibble all the time?
Mouse- I use Vicco Vajradanti(tin tin tinin). And also I don’t waste my time licking my palm like you do.
Cat- Hold it Micey, or else I’ll eat you in one go and won’t even burp. (Hand on the mouth)
Mouse- No! no! no!(pretending to be scared). Please don’t eat me. Your furr stinks and I don’t want to die stinking.(laughing)
Cat- Wait(in anger), let me eat you and end your nonsense talk.
Mouse- (running in some random hole) Hehehe, I am not going to be your nine hundredth mouse. Keep dreaming, fatty catty.

~Samar

P.S.- Just for a change.

31 Comments Add yours

  1. Creative and fun!!!!! πŸ’™

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  2. Sakshi says:

    Lol ….Samar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚….yeh kiska khurapaati dimaag hai …..πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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  3. Ye mera hi haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    Very special brainπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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  4. Sameera says:

    LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ someone’s getting his humour back.πŸ˜› Oooo!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Yooooo..,…..
      OL is back on track

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      1. Sameera says:

        Phisal mat jaanaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      2. Hahahaha. Agar phisala bhi to bhi humour mei hi girunga….😝😝

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      3. Sameera says:

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ awesome

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      4. My mom named me “awesome” after your mom named you “awesome’.😜😜

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      5. Sameera says:

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Awesome Mansuri YayaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      6. U me and masoori😜😜

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      7. Sameera says:

        LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      8. Sameera says:

        ConnectionπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      9. Samar Sameera. OL – LOL.
        Hara jagah connection hai😡😡😜

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      10. Sameera says:

        πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ drunk kya?

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      11. I don’t drink re…
        😜😜

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      12. Sameera says:

        That’s a lie reπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      13. Arre Chodd Di. For time being

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      14. Sameera says:

        HahahaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that’s goodπŸ˜‚

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      15. Sameera says:

        Super happy for you!😊 Good night re!❣️

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      16. Sachhi Chod Di Bhai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      17. Ha Bhai. Ek dedh saal.

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  5. Hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. Jaya Singh says:

    Great 😁😁

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      1. Jaya Singh says:

        Welcome πŸ’™

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